TEAM MONSTER – Animals!!
once upon a time there was a central zoo in downtown munich.
there was this little tiger kid called terry. people liked him because
he was different than all the other tiger kids. every week on fridays
he used to stand up in his enclosure and perform the wildest songs from
michael jackson to prince and lenny. he was unique in his kind. a performer
at a glance! but he was very sad either since his only friends were
his extensive record collection and the recorded footage from good
old MTV days, when they used to play music instead of reality and
dating shows pierced with disagreeable ringtone ads. but one day the
change came when academic and porn professional Sex Skeletto bought
his ticket to the zoo. He saw Terry and knew from the start this
little carnivore was different! so he talked to the zoo administration
and arrived at an agreement to take terry out to the world of sex,
drugs and rock'n'roll!!!! terry was terrified, but insisted on taking his
baby friend and outstanding guitar virtuoso pistol panda, an immediate neighbor
to the bawn, with him. sex skeletto not only emerged as fantastic bass player
but also knew someone who could complete this gathering of high explosive musicians:
The mexican pro wrestler Mysterio Macho Wrestler (he knew him from a movie
shooting "jenna loves
kobe" back when kobe was parallely shooting "very bad things" with
cameron and christian...anyway). the supergroup was set! they are young,
they are hot. they are (extremely) good-looking. they are monsters...they are:
*** TEAM MONSTER ***
Pistol Panda
Terry Tiger
Macho Mysterio Wrestler
SX Skeletto